Catalog

Search our Catalog

Worst Opening Sentences

Create a funny, original opening sentence to the worst imaginary novel ever written to celebrate National Library Week. All ages and resident/nonresident patrons are eligible to participate. Vote below for your favorite: the winner will be selected on April 30, and have a week to claim their prize!
Write a sentence to enter.

Votes Line Comments
0
0
When I realized what I had just heard, I clapped my hands over my ears and began to howl like a dog. 0 comments
2
-2
Once, in a land long ago, there lived a troll with an unbelievable secret that no one in the world could fathom. 0 comments
2
-1
It was a dark day till I opened my eyes. 0 comments
2
0
The scream from the basement was telling- Mamma had opened my bag of dirty laundry. 0 comments
1
-1
This novel is a story. 0 comments
1
-2
It was a dark and stormy night; the kind of night that's wet and black. 0 comments
3
-3
Call me Fishmael. 0 comments