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I was walking along the street, pulling my dog Plodgkins along with me, when I saw something so shocking that I had to sit down to recover. Just as I was recovering, I was further astounded by the sound of a bark coming from the seat of my pants |
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From beneath the wall came a soft, melodious voice, whispering, "Pardon me, but could you spare a square of toilet tissue?" |
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This sentence will not be the winner !!!!!!! |
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I sat on my bed, trying to remember my name, then I REMEMBERED that I have AMNESIA. |
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I was walking along the street, pulling my dog Plodgkins along with me, when I saw something so shocking that I had to sit down to recover. Just as I was recovering, I was further astounded by the sound of a bark coming from the seat of my pants |
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Those that are last will later be first. |
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harry potter rocks!!!! |
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harry potter rocks!!!! |
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It was Mr.Kitty who stole the cookies from the cookie jar... spoiler alert! |
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If you read this then you must be really bored. |
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A very long boring story starts in a very boring place. |
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what a day without a say |
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For those of you that don't like to read, you'll love this book because it ends right here. |
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BOOM! The window slides open revealing the cold dark night. |
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Who are you, and why do you insist on reading this!!!??? |
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Sometimes, you just have to do the right thing - this was most definitely NOT one of those times... |
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It was the best on pizzas and the best of lunchtime. |
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Cheese is really smart. |
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When the giant cheese took over the world, he subjected al humans udder slavery, where humans were milkers to prove adequate milk for cereal. |
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A very scary Larry who eats lots of berries sat on a ferry to go to terry town, Virginia. |
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put your ego back people and vote on the people u actually like and vote down on the ones that r actually lame not the ones u dont want to win |
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i zon ige u now go cry like a baby while i can win the competition |
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Monkeys eat bananas while swinging on a vine. The rest of the story is unrelated. I don't know why I wrote that. I am dumb. |
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As he ran away from home, he punched his brother and got punched back so he had a big bruise on his face, identical to his brother, the one he inflicted, for the rest of his life. |
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I sat down and did nothing else for the rest of the story, so please go away. |
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i 8 u cuz i couldnt think of a sentence |
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My favorite animal is a tangelope- a cross between a tangerine and an antelope- and it likes to eat food that is yummy, tasty, and/ or delicious. |
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Don't let the pigeon write an opening sentence or he might win. |
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The story behind how my blind, paraplegic neighbor, Cassie Cain, solved a 45-year old murder is one of the most intriguing tales you'll ever hear -- but I don’t really feel like talking about that, so let's talk about moss instead! |
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She wasn't the only cookie to crumble under pressure, she was in a box with a lot of crumbs. |
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I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid. |
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No one votes for the sentence, but only for themselves and against all others as often as they can, which invalidates this contest's whole point |
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This is the worst contest ever because everyone will vote for themselves and against all others as often as they can |
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I was walking along the street, pulling my dog Plodgkins along with me, when I saw something so shocking that I had to sit down to recover. Just as I was recovering, I was further astounded by the sound of a bark coming from the seat of my pants |
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I sat on my bed, trying to remember my name, then I REMEMBERED that I have AMNESIA. |
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I opened my mouth and was about to say my favorite food, when I was very RUDELY interrupted by a fly landing in my mouth. |
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Can't think of a sentence so this will have to do. |
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The flower blew away across the garden, it looked ever so beautiful, like a rainbow in the sky...but i dont like beauty so I stepped on it. |
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Can't think of a sentence so this will have to do. |
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Every time I open my eyes, I see a pleasantly plump surprise. |
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At his wife’s bidding, the confounded man set out one cloudy and cold day on a what he hoped to be a long and fruitless journey, in search of his long avoided mother-in-law. |
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I dreamed that once upon a nano-second, there was not a byte left to feed a teen-person’s obsessive appettite for texting. |
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People are people, and nothing else. |
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The early morning moon shone bright over the old barn where the cow was mooing like a Moonie, and Farmer Alexander hissing like the aggitated cock, after she kicked over his milk pail. |
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She just didn’t remember my last name, or my first for that matter, although, if it wasn’t for my lisp, she might have remembered that we spoke after I fell up the steps--I said, with my cordial teethy smile, “Howdy Maam,” and she responded, "As if." |
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This is the book that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. |
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People are like potatoes. |
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Once upon a time in a faraway land called Tilapia, there lived an ugly princess who wanted nothing more than to be beautiful. |
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A kiss, a bite, and eternity ever after. |
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While we may never know the motive, means, or opportunity, I just knew he was guilty. |