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Worst Opening Sentences Winners

Thank you to everyone who participated in the celebration of National Library Week at Canton Public Library! The results have been tabulated and the winners of the Worst Opening Sentences Contest are:

First Place

"I sat on my bed, trying to remember my name, then I REMEMBERED that I have AMNESIA."

Second Place

"Why blame the monkey?"

Third Place

"They lived happily ever after, whatever."